i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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