she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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