And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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