I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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