you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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