Sponge bath it is.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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