do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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