So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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