there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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