i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
