I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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