Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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