That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
