i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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