Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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