those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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