im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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