I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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