Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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