So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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