you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Randomize
