Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Please don't give away my fajitas
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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