yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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