I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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