i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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