sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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