I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You can't special order awesome
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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