turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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