at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i think i scared a bird with my dick
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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