If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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