We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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