Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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