She said her name was "party"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So much Jack, so little girl.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Randomize
