those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
