I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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