Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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