Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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