we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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