The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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