what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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