ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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