My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
