IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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