Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My balls are so social today.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize
