everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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