if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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