well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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