But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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