I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
A bitchslap is in order.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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