Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm both gender and math confused
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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