Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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