You're my little dorito
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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